HEY YOU

New school year. New obsessions. This is gonna be awesome!!!

Hello Minions

becuz ov my resent dacline in IQ, eye hav desydid two stap p[ostin thingz on da blogg. now olny kayli can sae thins on heer. thankyoo.

Life is like a roll of toilet paper. You keep telling yourself you have plenty left until you reach the end and by then it's too late and you have to wipe yourself with something else. Make of that what you will.                                                    

Happy New Year Everyone!

So we're in uncharted waters here...

Last year (2012) we played this game Duck life until we beat the highest level... now we need to do something new with our lives

My Life

I think I must have some sort of problem because I spent the whole weekend watching things on netflixs and when the internet crashed I almost had a mental breakdown. I take my shows seriously

The only useful things you learn in highschool

How to fake being busy

How to text without looking

How to draw

How many tiles are on the ceiling

How to procrastinate

There is no such thing as "group" work

Your elementary/middle school teachers were lying

How to have fun without anyone noticing

Many authority figures disapprove of joy

What to do if your bored in class:

So, if you're having one of those moments in class when the teacher is collecting homework or something mundane like that and you want to spice things up, just rise up from your chair, raise your hands slowly from your sides inviting others to watch, then reenact the scene from the Lion King where they raise Simba above all the animals. I guarantee that your day will become at least a little more exciting.

Now that I think about it, we spend way too much time sitting on this wall.

This is the moment when I figured out that we could buy the white house.

Just kidding. I'm just making a wierd face.

This is our fort. I built it myself.

Quote of the Day:

"Guys! We should buy the white house!!"

                     - Kaileigh